Being the first post, I feel like I should write about something important that will stand out to people looking this thing over.
Something that will inspire you to do something great, like write that first chapter of a best-selling novel, or lay down the base of the next Mona Lisa. Or, if art's not your thing, maybe go out and get that job you've always been dreaming of your whole life, where you train animals to walk on their hind legs and puke on command.
You know, for when you film your movie about a zombie virus that not only bring the dead back to life, it mutates them into killer circus animals too (don't tell me I'm the only person who has this amazing artistic vision).
But, knowing me, not only do I completely and utterly lack the ability to stay focused, I'd probably end up writing about something stupid, like how my cat is obsessed with attacking the stuffed unicorns I gave my boyfriend for Valentine's Day (which we celebrated yesterday, since my boss likes to schedule me to work at night and decided that I don't need to celebrate holidays).
